Just as Friday nights are synonymous with Fish & Chip suppers here in the UK, you will find that Saturday nights are takeaway nights, where you will find lots of families treating themselves to an Indian or a Chinese meal! In fact, a lot of the Fish & Chip shops, or chippies will also offer curries and Chinese dishes. You also find plenty of Takeaway shops that are dedicated to one or the other, and of course no end to Chinese or Indian restaurants. Our local chippy does Chinese meals, but after trying them once, I found myself feeling highly suspicious of just what we were eating. I know . . . it was probably all in my mind, but hey, it is what it is. That reminds of of a story told me once upon a time by one of my long time friend's husbands. He used to work in a Chinese Takeaway/restaurant when he was younger, washing dishes. He also had a boat. He was always afraid of someone stealing his outbo...